Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Funniest Cyber Chat 1


Blood*****: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
Blood*****: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
Blood*****: I smack you thick booty.
Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
Blood*****: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
Blood*****: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Sarah19fca: you like that?
Blood*****: I peel some bananas.
Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
Blood*****: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
Blood*****: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
Blood*****: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
Blood*****: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
Blood*****: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
Blood*****: Yeeaahhhh.
Sarah19fca: /ignore
Blood*****: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
Blood*****: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

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